dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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underthe-corktree:

TODAY AT THE MALL THIS GUY COMES UP TO ME AND GOES “wow you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my entire life” and I was so startled and confused and panicked that in the most monotoned voice ever I responded “do you like fall out boy”



Jul 22   via   ©    50274

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license



Jul 22   via   ©    167296

lokilockedcougar:

queen-of-sunspear:

This will blow your mind

Holy crap….



Jul 22   via   ©    24181

betweenelsewherenevermore:

amuseoffyre:

wibbly-wobbly-midgardian-shit:

This makes me so sad

My headcanon for the MCU-verse is the Frigga always wanted more children, but they only ever had Thor. Frigga smiled and pretended all was well, but there was always a secret longing for a child who was more like her. As much as she loved Thor, he was very much his father’s son and the golden child. He had no patience for magic and tricks.

And then her husband comes back from war with this infant, a child who could be a hostage against the Jotun, who could one day be useful, an ally on the throne of Jotunheim. But Frigga doesn’t see that. She sees a frightened baby, and takes him from Odin, and cradles him as if he’s her own, and the baby’s cries soften.

"He is a Jotun. You cannot forget that," Odin said, over and over, but Frigga only smiled and said, "No. He is my son."

Sure, I didn’t need those feels



Jul 22   via   ©    24233

Richard Armitage for Esquire



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Hear I go to face my fears in order to get what I want…



Jul 21         3

cookingmamas:

people think that i am cruel but really i have the heart of a child. 4 or 5 of them actually i collect them.



Jul 21   via   ©    196050

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused



Jul 21   via      232807

tenr0se:

gallifrey-feels:

sowhatelseisblu:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

bokunostriders:

adriofthedead:

don-billingsley:

comealongcastellan:

Do you ever just want to punch an entire fandom in the face?

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Jul 21   via   ©    251952

Dream show

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.



Jul 21   via   ©    12219

heartofalifer:

the comeback is better than the joke itself



Jul 21   via   ©    63872

shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”



Jul 21   via   ©    190182
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